Inkwell: Authors and Artists

    
ientific data in an experiment that's been going on since before the d-
  

    
inosaurs roamed the Earth. And let me tell you an-
  

    
other thing about those "scientists" whose conclusions I find du-
  

    
rable, but not sexy, sort of like an old boot, they (the scientists,
that is) are not people who enjoy their wo-
  

    
o woo theories about the Flat Earth and all other things eso-
  

    
lating into public sources and cr- 
  

    
ying out in the wilderness, "O Wilderness, be mi-
  

    
indful of what you wish fo-
  

    
r, lest you receive it and find yourself overwhelmed by the re-
  

    
tribution visited upon your head by vicious and un-
  

    
scrupulous stereo salesmen who will make you listen to their fa-
  

    
ther's music on old 78s while waxing rhapsodically about how good
the wax was on these old re-
  

    
d faced baboons."  That's scientists for you.  Meanwhile, ne-
  

    
bulous projections of improved revenue are giving the mar-
  

    
kets fits while, pie in the sky profit margins prove to be based on
no-
  

    
see-ums getting into the projection machinery where de-
  

    
cidedly un-PC guys continually abuse the staff, even going so f-
  

    
ar out on a limb as to ar-
  

    
range for flowers to be sent to their victims' survivors, just to t-
  

    
rample a little harder on the on-
  

    
ly working g-
  

    
nome still left protecting ei-
  

    
derdown pillows and blankets produced in Switzerland and dis-
  

    
tributed to refugees from Am-
  

    
way who have lost their way, along the road to per-