Eclectic Views

    


and it's hard to ever know what they are
  

    

1.  all rules are subject to change given the mood of conf team or topic
starter and/or planetary alignment.
  

    

2. you must clench your buttcheeks while posting
  

    

All posts must be typed with your toes.
  

    

let's just have no posting today at all, in fact.
  

    

No singing.  No laughing.  No making tea in the wrong cups.  No DANCING.
  

    

YOU ARE IN VIOLATION OF HTE SPIRIT OF THIS TOPIC. I AM HURT.

okay everyone else can post again, as long as you honor the teacup thing.
  

    

YOU SLIPPED.

You may only post after someone whose userid begins with the previous letter
of the alphabet.
  

    
<viv>, where are you?
  

    

#8 is in violation.

please no searching for people in this topic.
  

    
You must put $5 in a stamped envelope adressed to me and put it in the 
mailbox before you may post in this topic.
  

    
I've got yer money right here.
  

    
If you've still got my money you've broken the rules, which also includes 
the rule that you must take off your pants before you post.
  

    
Not wearing any. How can I take them off?
  

    

if you still have pants at all, you've broken the rules, and you can just go
post in your own damn miserable topic full of your own damn stultifying
rules. you know you have one!
  

    
If you have a cat, no posting.
  

    

The format of this topic shall be one rule presented in clear English and
restricted to two lines of text with no extraneous comments or reprimands
aimed OH FUCK.
  

    

no adjectives.  especially supportive adjectives.  whoops.
  

    

and no posting while still wearing your bathrobe UH OH
  

    

smell my hole, cassandra

.y
  

    
You're not discussing the rules of this topic! That breaks the rules of this
topic!
  

    

i thought that was a rule. fortunately, my name is not cassandra.

everyone should .y, of course

.y
  

    
.y? Not.
  

    
The grammar police are on strike. Internal grammar policing is now required.

Henceforth, style gaffs or typos earn you points.  Accumulate three points 
and you must fire yourself.
  

    
Use of the letter "e" is forbidden.
  

    <scribbled by kyee Fri 30 Dec 05 10:38>