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Topic 35: A Miserable Topic Full of Stultifying Rules
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permalink #26 of 211: Ken Yee (kyee) Fri 21 Mar 03 11:06
permalink #26 of 211: Ken Yee (kyee) Fri 21 Mar 03 11:06
<scribbled by kyee Fri 30 Dec 05 10:38>
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permalink #27 of 211: Eyes aglow and blinkin' all the while (tinymonster) Fri 21 Mar 03 11:15
permalink #27 of 211: Eyes aglow and blinkin' all the while (tinymonster) Fri 21 Mar 03 11:15
You must post only in Chinese.
D'OH!
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permalink #28 of 211: I Have Been Known To Stay In A Motel (jenslobodin) Fri 21 Mar 03 11:17
permalink #28 of 211: I Have Been Known To Stay In A Motel (jenslobodin) Fri 21 Mar 03 11:17
There are E's in that post
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permalink #29 of 211: (brady) Fri 21 Mar 03 11:30
permalink #29 of 211: (brady) Fri 21 Mar 03 11:30
please reduce your joy level. this is a miserable topic.
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permalink #30 of 211: new-age-emulating shitspeak (nanlev) Fri 21 Mar 03 11:49
permalink #30 of 211: new-age-emulating shitspeak (nanlev) Fri 21 Mar 03 11:49
All coffee cups must be fully drained and then re-filled with caramelized
onions before posting in this topic.
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permalink #31 of 211: (brady) Fri 21 Mar 03 12:22
permalink #31 of 211: (brady) Fri 21 Mar 03 12:22
ok no more posting for the rest of the day.
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permalink #32 of 211: strangely hoochie (pellmell) Fri 21 Mar 03 12:33
permalink #32 of 211: strangely hoochie (pellmell) Fri 21 Mar 03 12:33
neener
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permalink #33 of 211: (brady) Fri 21 Mar 03 12:36
permalink #33 of 211: (brady) Fri 21 Mar 03 12:36
pellmell has violated the spirit of this topic and hurt my feelings. i hope
she'll come sulk along with me now.
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permalink #34 of 211: strangely hoochie (pellmell) Fri 21 Mar 03 12:39
permalink #34 of 211: strangely hoochie (pellmell) Fri 21 Mar 03 12:39
Come sulk along with me...the best is yet to be....
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permalink #35 of 211: Peter Meuleners (pjm) Fri 21 Mar 03 12:41
permalink #35 of 211: Peter Meuleners (pjm) Fri 21 Mar 03 12:41
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permalink #36 of 211: By your command. (pjm) Fri 21 Mar 03 12:42
permalink #36 of 211: By your command. (pjm) Fri 21 Mar 03 12:42
Scribbling is not allowed.
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permalink #37 of 211: a nice big cup of shut the fuck up (techgirl) Fri 21 Mar 03 12:55
permalink #37 of 211: a nice big cup of shut the fuck up (techgirl) Fri 21 Mar 03 12:55
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF THIS TOPIC.
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permalink #38 of 211: (brady) Fri 21 Mar 03 12:56
permalink #38 of 211: (brady) Fri 21 Mar 03 12:56
actually, yes, <pjm> is the boss of this topic until 1:13, pacific time.
until then, turn to him for your miserable and stultifying needs.
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permalink #39 of 211: Ken Yee (kyee) Fri 21 Mar 03 13:02
permalink #39 of 211: Ken Yee (kyee) Fri 21 Mar 03 13:02
<scribbled by kyee Fri 30 Dec 05 10:38>
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permalink #40 of 211: Dictator of Vice (kayo) Fri 21 Mar 03 13:23
permalink #40 of 211: Dictator of Vice (kayo) Fri 21 Mar 03 13:23
You say that now, but in 10 seconds you won't be allowed to.
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permalink #41 of 211: By your command. (pjm) Fri 21 Mar 03 13:28
permalink #41 of 211: By your command. (pjm) Fri 21 Mar 03 13:28
I have to say, that was the most satisfying 18 minutes of my life.
Oops, I just erased the tape that recorded the whole thing. That
missing 18 minutes will now haunt me to the end of my days.
No more recording of this topic. It will ruin your life.
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permalink #42 of 211: Acid is groovy, kill (miles) Fri 21 Mar 03 13:39
permalink #42 of 211: Acid is groovy, kill (miles) Fri 21 Mar 03 13:39
I have emailed this entire topic to the Pope, in direct contravention
of the rules.
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permalink #43 of 211: By your command. (pjm) Fri 21 Mar 03 13:59
permalink #43 of 211: By your command. (pjm) Fri 21 Mar 03 13:59
He'll mistake it for porn spam.
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permalink #44 of 211: cynthia heimel (plum) Fri 21 Mar 03 14:35
permalink #44 of 211: cynthia heimel (plum) Fri 21 Mar 03 14:35
Only women posters from now on, thanks!
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permalink #45 of 211: Acid is groovy, kill (miles) Fri 21 Mar 03 14:41
permalink #45 of 211: Acid is groovy, kill (miles) Fri 21 Mar 03 14:41
Okay.
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permalink #46 of 211: The Great and Terrible (kafclown) Fri 21 Mar 03 15:04
permalink #46 of 211: The Great and Terrible (kafclown) Fri 21 Mar 03 15:04
Clearly, only posts that break the previous rules.
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permalink #47 of 211: Eyes aglow and blinkin' all the while (tinymonster) Fri 21 Mar 03 15:10
permalink #47 of 211: Eyes aglow and blinkin' all the while (tinymonster) Fri 21 Mar 03 15:10
All rules must contradict other rules.
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permalink #48 of 211: a nice big cup of shut the fuck up (techgirl) Fri 21 Mar 03 15:26
permalink #48 of 211: a nice big cup of shut the fuck up (techgirl) Fri 21 Mar 03 15:26
rule #5934:
you many only post if you're going to spam everyone with one of the
following: the date and time of a personal appearance, the news that you
received some kind of award no one gives two shits about but you and your
shoe size.
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permalink #49 of 211: I just need to internalize some chocolate chip cookies (wellelp) Fri 21 Mar 03 15:31
permalink #49 of 211: I just need to internalize some chocolate chip cookies (wellelp) Fri 21 Mar 03 15:31
The award for best post in the Rules Topic will be given to techgirl
tonight at 8:00 pm, to be immediately followed by her buying us all
drinks. Size 42.
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permalink #50 of 211: With catlike tread (sumac) Fri 21 Mar 03 15:43
permalink #50 of 211: With catlike tread (sumac) Fri 21 Mar 03 15:43
Touch the chocolate pudding and spend the next semester in the
Aleutians. You may have a little of the tapioca or the rice pudding.