Eclectic Views

    
Everyone must stop at 4:49 to drink a glass of cloudy prune juice with
a twist and a dah of bitters, jump up and down three times, fart, then
call the liquor store and sing the Irish Spring soap jingle. 
With feeling.
  

    

Meta comments such as "there's nothing like a topic with stultifying rules
to cause more anarchy than the anarchy topic" are forbidden.
  

    

i love a size 42 drink. puts those fucking "venti" drinks to shame.

the next 14 minutes will be a tribute to the former 18 minutes of pjm.
  

    
There must be NO metadiscussion in this topic.
  

    <scribbled by kyee Fri 30 Dec 05 10:38>
  

    
Positively no breaking of any natural laws will be allowed, kyee.  (I saw 
what you did, and it's just plain WRONG!]

By the way, in this topic, false accusations are <I>de rigeur</i>
  

    
No faulty Well HTML allowed.
  

    

all people with secret bozofilters must post them here.
  

    

U*ß = Q'*Y = b, a mx1 vector.
  

    
pjm:
- cleavage
+ pork
  

    

Is not is not not is.
  

    

the next 40 posts will be made standing on one foot.
  

    
You must grab your genitalia while reading the next 39 posts.

Those without genitalia must grab their neighbors.
  

    

the score is now 14 to 87.

if you want to even try to make a come-back, you'd better use your Free Wax
card. if you need to save that for later, you're in deep trouble.
  

    
help me please
  

    

i can help you
  

    

so can a jar of bubbies kraut.
  

    

nobody may talk about what they are wearing anywhere in this conf.
  

    <scribbled by kyee Fri 30 Dec 05 10:38>
  

    
Start eating NOW.
  

    
OK, that's not a rule. The rule is one cookie per word.
  

    
I see that kyee is not aware of the CIA surveillance.

By the way, new rule:  Please do not point at the black helicopters 
outside your window.  It gives the government ideas.
  

    

stultifying rules are not polite.
  

    


for the next 20 minutes, everyone must buff their feet.

if they do, the score changes to 96 to 312.

if they don't, the score decreases to one ounce.
  

    


ok now for the next 15 minutes, nobody can post in this topic but me, and if
you happen to be me, you have to post repeatedly.