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>>Has the Internet Germ Transmission Protocol been released yet?

No, because Microsoft hasn't figured out how to make money off it.
  

    
However, they _have_ perfected the Internet Virus Transmission
Protocol. Included free of charge with Windows.
  

    
...and the best minds of the IETF are *still* trying to work out how that
protocol has been optimised to work as efficiently as it does.
  

    
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Clearly, no one has read rule <181>, therefore rule <186> is: READ
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But but but rule 193 has not been defined yet.
  

    
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RE: <193>

Whether ouroboros or uroboros, your rule requires the indefinite
article "an" to define it accurately.  Citing <189>, it must be obeyed
until it is defined.  Therefore,

<1>
  

    
I meant <0>
  

    
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