NOT SO BIG                         BIG 
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A fabulous social life             One true friend
Hating your haircut                Hating your looks
Making a million                   Finding work you love
Staying in bed all weekend         Wanting to stay in bed all the time
99.9 percent of all your worries   The other .1 percent
Hating his mother                  His mother hating you
Love at first sight                Love at your tenth anniversary
Being bored with your job          Being bored with you sex life
Feeling uncomfortable in jeans     Feeling uncomfortable in your skin
His forgetting to call             His forgetting to come home
Knowing which fork to use          Knowing when to say thank you
Telling a lie                      Living a lie
Not having sex when you want to    Having sex when you don't want to
Tipping exactly 15%                Giving what's fair
Calling off the wedding            Calling off the marriage
Feeling nervous                    Losing your nerve
Having a clean home                Having a clear conscience
Bigger breasts                     A bigger heart
Praise                             Confidence
What everybody thinks              What you think