The monster at the foot of my bed Said, "You're taking up way too much room." The glowing glob up over my head Said, "You're trespassing into our tomb." They both agreed, "This thing cannot be, See, It just doesn't make any sense." Each thought the other crazy to see Me. Their argument got quite intense. The monster said, "The bed seems to feel Real." I told him that I thought so too. The blob appeared to start to congeal, Squeal, And turn into purplish goo. The monster said, "It's time to awake, Jake, And find it was only a dream." So they awoke like soap bubbles break, Mak- Ing me just a dreamerless dream. -- Tom Digby Original undated, probably late 1960's or early 70's Entered 14:47 11/13/2002 NOTE: I seem to recall that this was inspired when somebody in LASFS or APA-L reported a dream, "The monster at the foot of my bed said 'You're taking up too much room.'" and asked if anybody wanted to base a story or something on it. But I may be wrong.