WHAT'LL YOU DO WHEN SPINACH COVERS THE EARTH? "What'll you do when spinach covers the earth?" I broke into the Gallup Poll's computers And put that question into all their charts And here's the answers: What'll you do when spinach covers the earth? "Necessity's the mother of invention. The Ronald Reagan Star Wars engineers Will think of something." What'll you do when spinach covers the earth? "The opportunities are in survival. Invest in knives and butter sauce and guns. Make lots of money." What'll you do when spinach covers the earth? "The fast-food franchise, that's the way I'm going. With spinachburgers all across the nation, Good-bye McDonald's." What'll you do when spinach covers the earth? "Religion is our hope and our salvation. I'm going to lead America in prayer To the great god Popeye." What'll you do when spinach covers the earth? "I think I'll be a coward and a turncoat. Go paint myself a brilliant green all over. Can't beat 'em, join 'em." What'll you do when spinach covers the earth? "We'll all demand a full investigation To find out what our top officials knew And when they knew it." What'll you do when spinach covers the earth? "Now that's a real depressing kind of question. Just list me as an undecided vote. I'm going surfing." Tom Digby 0200 hr 5/13/87