back to cynsa beans
Too Much Coffee
heh! I'm delirious! Put me in a paper bag and stuff me in the trunk!
I have an excuse! Wait, this is live, isn't it?!
Strike that, reverse. Thank you. and now on to our originally
scheduled broadcast.................................................
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...............................................................it's:
..................Cynsa and the Fungoids! Live! In concert!
playing all your favorite hits: "Peel me a banana, baby"
"My heart is arrhythmic"
"Tachycardia sera, sera"
"This Gland is My Gland"
"The Lymph-node Lament"
and "Decongest Myass"
[who sez coffee isn't good for ya?!]
WAIT! THERE'S MORE! You also get:
One over-stressed English Student, complete with Norton Anthology
(batteries not included)
TWO matching faux-walnut paperweights; and the ever-popular:
chia pet.
AND THAT'S NOT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOUR free copy of _An Introduction to Phonology and Morphology_ by Katamba.
complete with phonetic alphabet!!!
Learn the popular phrases: "The Airstream Mechanism provides the power for
speech production." !! "The State of the Glottis determines voiced and
voiceless articulation" Speak the lingo! You too can learn which vowels
are monophthongs! What is a phoneme, you may well ask! No, it's not a
small hairy gnome! But don't suffer in suspense! ORDER NOW!
Offer void where constipated. Norton Anthology not supplied to residents of
Idaho, Georgia or Arkansas. Student comes with lifelong supply of Vivarin.
aphorism: never stick beans up your nose.
-my mother