I Wanna Be A Penguin Wrangler

(Get along lil' penguin...
Ever'body, sing along...)

I wanna be a penguin wrangler
Chaps 'n hat 'n vest all spangler
Ridin' herd on my Antarctic range...

Lil' tuxedos, they've all got 'em
Round 'em up and brand their bottom
'Fore I mosey down to the penguin grange...

Ohhhh it's tie-yie-yippie-eye-ohhhh...
Where the ice and blizzards blowwww...
Auroras blazing 'cross the southern sky...

Ohhhh it's tie-yie-yippie-eye-ayyyy...
Where it's dark and cold all dayyyy...
I'll be a penguin wrangler 'til I die...