Play Like a Taurasian

 by Biff's Bangels

All the big tall posts, in the paint, they do the sand dance, don'cha know?

and she moves so quick (Oh-Ah-Oh),they're falling down like a domino.

 And the little guards they get set she jumps by and drives to the net.

 She'll flash her smile
 

(Oh-Ah-Oh),they stamp their feet, wave their hands and fret.

Little girls with their bouncing curls sing:

Oh-ah-oh-ah-ooo-aaa-ooo-aaa,play like a Taurasian.

This 6 ft guard takes her treys, spins around and shoots across the floor.

She's got her moves (Oh-Ah-Oh),you drop your jaw
 

then you hope for more.

 All the school kids so sick of books,they like this chic with her giant hands.

When the buzzer rings (Oh-Ah-Oh),they're playing like a Taurasian.

And all sorts on the high school courts say:Oh-ah-oh-ah-ooo-aaa-ooo-aaa,

Play like a Taurasian.

 Cultural Interlude

 Get on your feet, bend your back, wave your arms, then you clap your hands.

Be like Geno (Oh-Ah-Oh), so strike a pose like a pleading man.

 If you want to find the young gals, they're in the gym with their little pals.

 They sing and dance (Oh-Ah-Oh),they want to be like the Chic from Cal.

Go to Husky land all that can, "the party's on" in the Pavilion.

 The best men know (Oh-Ah-Oh),they play the game like Taurasian.

The moms and pops in the donut shops say:Oh-ah-oh-ah-ooo-aaa-ooo-aaa,
 

play like a Taurasian.

(Play like a Taurasian).