UConn, You Better Take Care

by Sternvogel

UConn, you better take care
Of Big East plaudits Rutgers must want a share

If there's a photo of her somewhere in a satin blouse
Just give me the hot link and I'll point my mouse

Sue Bird, you can't think it odd
That you've been named to my fantasy squad

Sue Bird, you can't think it odd
That you've been named to my fantasy squad

She might be mocked by some for her redneck ways
But there's a reason she's inspired a craze

Shea Ralph, I don't think I'm daft
To say you'll be a first-rounder in next year's draft

Shea Ralph, I don't think I'm daft
To say you'll be a first-rounder in next year's draft

I can see her set a pick for a teammate's shot
But there's always a chance that she'll get hot

Swin Cash, you better play hard
Tough D on whomever Geno asks you to guard

Swin Cash, you better play hard
Tough D on whomever Geno asks you to guard

She might not exactly be all the rage
But her book deserves to end on a happy Paige

Sauer, some say you're sweet
Don't let your squad taste bitter defeat

Sauer, some say you're sweet
Don't let your squad taste bitter defeat

If she's on her game all the nets she'll scorch
She's lit a flame in the heart of our Torch.

Sveta, don't be Russian your shot
Or you'll be the victim of a Scarlet Knight's swat

Sveta, don't be Russian your shot
Or you'll be the victim of a Scarlet Knight's swat

And finally I must be sure to wish good luck
To our own Susan Redding's sister Canuck

Shuey, in affection you'll drown
If you help get Geno and the Huskies the crown

Shuey, in affection you'll drown
If you help get Geno and the Huskies the crown