Yes We Have No Dianas
by Husky Bill
Yes We Have No Dianas
(if imitation is the severest form of flattery, the ghosts of Frank Silver and Irving Cohn may be moderately flattered.)
There's a team in Storrs, CT
That's brought the best to you.
Led by Geno and CD
JJ and Tonya too.
Three straight NC titles
All should be so fine
But if you listen to some fans
You just may hear them whine! They're moaning
Yes, we have no Dianas
We have no Dianas today.
Ann's long threes are thrilling, Mel is more than willing
And Charde is leading the way.
See Willnet, she's crashing the boards
Gathering rebounds in hoards. But
Yes we have no Dianas
We have no Dianas today.
You will not hear hosannas
We have no Dianas today.
A quick search discloses
There's no Irish Roses
Though AB is ready to play.
Barbara's the BT Express
And there are no centers like Jess. But
Yes we have no Dianas
We have no Dianas today.
Yes we have no Dianas
We have no Dianas today.
Nicole and Stacey
Drive opponents spacey
While Ashley V's pointing the way.
Rashidat makes insiders wail
While Ketia is blazing the trail. But
Yes we have no Dianas
We have no Dianas today.
Once we had a Diana
We had a Diana to play
Pat's view of heaven...banner #7
Dee laughed and gestured "NO WAY"
People in Durham were stunned
A dynasty fell 'fore it begun! Yes
Once we had a Diana
We had a Diana to play.
When you think of Diana
Thank her for leading the way.
Don't worry or weep now, don't lose any sleep now.
Jump up, shout "HUSKIES...HOORAY!
Soon we'll be right back on top.
Happy will be TonyCop. Yes
We won't need our Diana
We won't need Diana today.