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To improve the diversity of usenet's demographics, all 50+ year-old white male Woodstock 1999 attendees must cancel their net accounts, effective immediately. Post a final followup here prior to termination. (bubble machine kicks in) Stealth bombers turning into butterflies? And I suppose a cruise missile will turn into a dildo and fly straight up your kazoo. 1939 - 1969 = thirty years Wasn't 1939 the antithesis of everything the hippies stood for? Kids these days. Why didn't they crash the gates and gobble street drugs, messing up their minds while balling in the mud? Like their parents did at Woodstock thirty years ago. Get the peace & love b.s. out of your system. Go rent Altamont at the video store. The Dream was Over a long time ago. Woodstock 1999? Just a bad acid flashback. BTW, is Woodstock trademarked? Will I get in trouble for joking about Woodstock 1999 without prior authorization? |