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for release 1/21/2005
* * * B U L L E T I N * * *
from the Bureau of Internet Decency and Direction for Youth (BIDDY)
** BOTH HANDS ON THE DESKTOP AT ALL TIMES!! **
WARNING: This message may contain material that may lead to dangerous
thought processes. Reading of this message by personnel without the
proper BIDDY clearances may be a prosecutable offense. YOU HAVE BEEN
WARNED.
***CONTENTS: The Questionable Words Alert List***
As you know, in keeping with Federal Law, all Internet messages are to
be scanned for possible prurient content. This list contains the Level
3 Questionable Words Alert triggers. All Internet Access Providers and
Internet Security Providers, as part of their Federal license provisions,
are required by law to program their Net Access Security Testing and
Inspection Exchange Systems (NASTIES) to flag all messages containing
these words. These messages should then should be examined closely for
possible covert prurience. The identities of those who send messages
containing these words should be sent to BIDDY; they may then be subject
to Schedule 3 light surveillance (spot checks and employer interviews).
This is *not* the Level 1 Alert List, "Outright Filth," which contains words
such as f**k and c**t that have no other meanings beyond the obscene, or
the Level 2a "Slang Obscenities" Alert List, which contains words such as
c*ck or c*me that have other common meanings, but carry well-known obscene
connotations or denotations. This is also not the Level 2b Alert List,
"Specialized Slang Obscenities," which includes terms that are not by
themselves obscene on a word-by-word basis, but that have specialized
obscene meanings (e.g., "g*lden sh*wer" "tr*user sn*ke").
This list contains words that have common innocent uses, but that *may*
indicate prurient content. We at BIDDY have seen numerous instances of
Internet users attempting to circumvent the provisions of the Communications
Decency Act (Revised) by the use of euphemisms and code words. This
practice must be stopped, and stopping it will require ever-increased
vigilance on our part. We shall -- we *must* -- prevail!
Please send suggestions for other words to be added to this list directly to the
Office of Purity Czar William Bennett, or to Secretary Schwartznegger. Thank
you for your cooperation.
Purely yours,
Mrs. Grundy
Chief, Enforcement, BIDDY
QUESTIONABLE WORDS ALERT LIST
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Note: Variants on these words such as plurals,
past tenses, superlatives, adverbial forms,
participles, etc. are assumed to be included as well.
hot wet hard soft
stroke caress hold grab
satisfy button zipper undo
whisper coax massage candlelight
wine oil slippery slick
hold hug embrace rub
dance sing play with tickle
roll tumble down up
light dark bed floor
bath bathe shower soak
eat murmur gasp giggle
thrust pierce engorge drink
spurt fluid milk bounce
party friend loose tight
furry fuzzy warm damp
moist snug soak wild
desire need must let's
can should under over
on top inside underneath collapse
sheet pillow blanket mirror
want enjoy pleasure pain
good bad wonderful fantastic
huge swell burst firm
remove discard shed strip
lubricate nibble lick show
sweat juicy throb bond
laugh shout scream beg
bite moan free sleep
in out on above
below next to lie lay
laid get it get some get any
make give let open
do it now more
willing consent adult baby
join together same peak
joy happy content love
oh God oh Jesus no yes