Deconstructing "Rules Kids Won't Learn in School"

A Random Opinion™ by WS (Skip) Mendler

So here's what happened: someone forwarded a text to a mailing list that I subscribe to, a text called something like "Bill Gates' Eleven Rules Kids Won't Learn in School." You may have seen this text yourself. What follows is my first take at a reply...

This is the first time I've seen this text ascribed to Gates.  I've been
wanting to deconstruct it for a while, and this is probably a
fine time to start chipping away at it... 

First off, where is this thing from? I did an AltaVista search on the text
of the first rule, and got both a number of different versions of the text
and different original sources cited. For instance, according to
http://www.independentvoice.com/columns/curmudgeons.html
the text was "written by Charles Sykes, author of "Dumbing Down Our
Kids.'" 

According to http://hometown.aol.com/DCurry4000/tenrules.htm
the text (note that there are ten rules here, the one about working for
nerds gets appended later -- by Gates?) was "From Ann Landers,
Atlanta Constitution 9/21/97.

Anyway, you get the idea, wherever this text got started, the folk process
has certainly had its way with it.

If I had to summarize the spirit of these rules, it seems to be, "Hey
kid, just shut up and get to work."  No wonder they have caught hold of
the imagination of folks who feel that things have gotten out of control.

So let's start looking at cases... for present purposes, let me just
comments briefly, later (when I get this essay up to the website) I might
elaborate...

> 
> RULE 1 - Life is  not fair; get used to it. 
>   
Does this mean that life can't be fairer than it is?  That one should stay
silent in the face of obvious injustice?

> RULE 2 - The world won't care about your  self-esteem. The world will 
> expect you to accomplish something before you feel  good about 
> yourself. 
>   
Does this mean that there is no such thing as the innate value of the
individual, that we are only to be measured by our accomplishments?  The
subtext seems to be, by the way, that such accomplishments have to be
economic in nature...

> RULE 3 - You will NOT  make 90 thousand dollars a year right out of 
> high school. You won't be a vice  president with a car phone, until 
> you earn both. 

Does this mean that being a vice president with a car phone is something
worth striving for?
>   
> RULE 4 - If you think your teacher is tough, wait  till you get a 
> boss. He doesn't have tenure. 
>   
Alternative phrasing: If you think school was boring, wait till you have a
job.

> RULE 5 - Flipping burgers is not beneath your  dignity. Your 
> grandparents had a different word for burger flipping; they called 
> it opportunity. 
>   
No, my grandparents would have called it cooking, and done it at home on
the grill with the rest of the family.

> RULE 6 - If you mess up,  it's not your parents' fault; so don't
> whine about your mistakes, learn from them. 
>   
This one, actually, I think I'm OK with.  But sometimes the System does
mess you up, and you have to learn which things are your responsibility
and which things are systemic flaws.

> RULE 7 - Before you were  born, your parents weren't as boring as
> they are now. They got that way from  paying your bills, cleaning
> your clothes and listening to you talk about how  cool you are. So 
> before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's 
> generation, try "delousing" the closet in your own room. 
> 
This assumes that all parents are boring -- and if they are, by the way,
because they've had to work at unfulfilling jobs and had to numb their
minds in one way or another in order to cope, where does the blame for
*that* lie?

> RULE 8 - Your school may  have done away with winners and losers, but 
> life hasn't. In some schools they  have abolished failing grades; 
> they'll give you as many times as you want to get the right
> answer.   This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING  in
> real life. 
>   
I dunno, I've never been given an "F" on anything that I've written for a
job... but good workplaces will make sure you get the training you need,
schools don't always succeed at that...  The important thing is that the
work gets done, not that we managed to identify the winners and losers.

> RULE 9 - Life is not  divided into semesters. You don't get summers 
> off and very few employers are interested in helping you find 
> yourself.  Do that on your own time. 
>  
Actually, a lot of employers are recognizing that so-called "soft
skills" are valuable toward making empoloyees more productive and
increasing job satisfaction.

> RULE 10 - Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually 
> have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs. 

This one is truth.  It is also true that not all families solve their
problems in half-an-hour, not all cops are good guys, and that not all
rich people are happy.
>   
> RULE 11 - Be nice to  nerds. Chances are you could end up working for 
> one.  

Damn, I wish someone had told the jocks that when *I* was in high
school!!!

So, that's a start. I may have more to say about this text down the road, stop by again...


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