Reasons why Cookie Dough is better than men

It's enjoyable hard or soft.

It makes a mess too, but it tastes better.

You always want to swallow.

It comes already protectively wrapped.

You can make it as large as you want.

It's easier to find in a grocery store.

You can put it away when you've had enough.

It won't complain if you chew on it.

It comes chocolate flavored.

You won't get arrested if you eat it in public.

You don't have to change the sheets if you eat it in bed.

It won't wake you up because it's hard.

You don't have to find an excuse not to eat it.

It won't take up room in your bed.

You never have unwanted cookie dough chasing you around.

You know what the extra weight is from.

It is very pliable.

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