Weirdstock - The Parody
woodstock.16: Weirdstock - The Parody
woodstock.16.0: somebody started it... (gail) Thu 11 Aug 94 11:38
Welcome to Weirdstock II
woodstock.16.1: Revolutionary Pit-Woofies (cynsa) Thu 11 Aug 94 11:46
head for the crapperz!
woodstock.16.2: Half a million headstrong (mcow) Thu 11 Aug 94 11:54
Don't take the brown antacid!
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woodstock.16.4: Go on, eat the brown acid (jerod23) Thu 11 Aug 94 12:45
I'm thinking...how many people at Woodstock: The Next Generation were
conceived at The Original Show? could this be some kind of spawning
responses engendered by the new vegetables with salmon genes spliced into
them?
woodstock.16.5: Franklin J. Flocks (fjf) Thu 11 Aug 94 12:45
Can we get Weird 1080 and 1086 linked here?
woodstock.16.6: lynx is a sleek kat! (gail) Thu 11 Aug 94 13:05
woodstock.16.7: Much 2 young for Woodstock 1 (isaac) Thu 11 Aug 94 13:29
I forgot to take my brown antacid!
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woodstock.16.10: rootstock notion (alden) Thu 11 Aug 94 13:57
woodstock.16.11: Texas Chainsaw Jazz and Blues (cooljazz) Thu 11 Aug 94 14:20
don't ever forget, WEIRDSTOCK the WELL of the East Coast.
woodstock.16.12: The Next Generation (mglito) Thu 11 Aug 94 16:23
ROTFLIGAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gawd, Barney!!! Gopod help us!!!
woodstock.16.13: Michael Newman (jstraw) Thu 11 Aug 94 16:58
ave the body searches started yet?
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woodstock.16.14: We been exposed!!!!! (gail) Thu 11 Aug 94 17:51
woodstock.16.15: Franklin J. Flocks (fjf) Thu 11 Aug 94 17:54
And why is this topic retired anyway? -
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woodstock.16.16: Grass Cowboy (wtssdave) Thu 11 Aug 94 18:16
I took the brown acid....and look at me now.
woodstock.16.17: Much 2 young for Woodstock 1 (isaac) Thu 11 Aug 94 19:52
give us a little more time to make it suitably weird.
woodstock.16.18: Michael Newman (jstraw) Thu 11 Aug 94 21:48
Tired: Woodstock '94
Wired: Altamont '94
woodstock.16.19: Gary Pattillo (gary) Fri 12 Aug 94 06:51
This pup should be unretired.
woodstock.16.20: David Gans (tnf) Fri 12 Aug 94 10:06
Done!
woodstock.16.21: (ernie) Fri 12 Aug 94 10:18
hooray!
woodstock.16.22: Franklin J. Flocks (fjf) Fri 12 Aug 94 10:40
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woodstock.16.23: jef the chef (wstock1) Fri 12 Aug 94 10:57
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Dude! Walk with me here...Laast night I was walking aroung the grrrrounds
with a friend and she stopped and looked around and so I stopped and looked
around (because I'm very attuned to my surroundings and noticed a change iun
her ) and so I inquired, 'What's uyp, friend?' and she looked at me and
said, 'Listen'. So I listened and get this, there were whoops of joy every
ten seconds until there was a big outbreak of cheers. We're making
ourselves known to our brethren.
woodstock.16.24: Bill Graham (wstock4) Fri 12 Aug 94 11:15
This is now a free concert.
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woodstock.16.25: (ernie) Fri 12 Aug 94 11:25
Far out!
woodstock.16.26: The Next Generation (mglito) Fri 12 Aug 94 11:26
WOW!!!!!!!!
woodstock.16.27: Much 2 young for Woodstock 1 (isaac) Fri 12 Aug 94 11:53
woodstock.16.28: (ernie) Fri 12 Aug 94 11:54
I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to buy the world a co-, um, Pepsi(tm)
And keep it company
woodstock.16.29: Much 2 young for Woodstock 1 (isaac) Fri 12 Aug 94 12:14
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woodstock.16.30: otis (nycjag) Fri 12 Aug 94 12:18
soomeone! freeze isaac's account!;-)
woodstock.16.31: The Next Generation (mglito) Fri 12 Aug 94 12:22
ROTFL
woodstock.16.32: Much 2 young for Woodstock 1 (isaac) Fri 12 Aug 94 12:33
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woodstock.16.33: Danica Remy (wstock5) Fri 12 Aug 94 13:18
That's what Jordan's been eating. Yuck it's sitting behind the counter half
eaten. Ascii looks better than the real thing!
woodstock.16.34: Much 2 young for Woodstock 1 (isaac) Fri 12 Aug 94 13:21
is it green? maaybe Jordan is green? *dis*-gusting.
woodstock.16.35: The Next Generation (mglito) Fri 12 Aug 94 13:27
Hey, Jordan! Pass that spam!
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Hey! You've hardly touched that spam!!! ;-)
woodstock.16.36: David Gans (tnf) Fri 12 Aug 94 13:28
Time for something new.
woodstock.16.37: The Next Generation (mglito) Fri 12 Aug 94 13:32
Well I can't make those ascii pics like isaac; therefore I regurgitate spam
(the implications are staggering)
woodstock.16.38: high priest of SPAM (wstock3) Fri 12 Aug 94 17:05
Hey man, the brown antacid is lethal, but the brown SPAM RULES!!!
Those dogs didnt find our stash of tins outside the fence, so we're set!
P.S. (post spam) Try the people surfing...its a rush!
woodstock.16.39: Venus de Tofu (pamela) Fri 12 Aug 94 21:31
Isaac, I luv ya!
woodstock.16.40: Much 2 young for Woodstock 1 (isaac) Fri 12 Aug 94 21:42
[35m[5m Awww, Shucks! I'm just a little ol' teen with 2 much time on my hands! ;)[0m
woodstock.16.41: Liondude (wstock4) Sat 13 Aug 94 08:07
There are more tents here that people!
woodstock.16.42: coyote (wstock3) Sat 13 Aug 94 12:10
well, at least as much garbage as people. pound for pound, anyway.
woodstock.16.43: J Matisse Enzer (matisse) Sat 13 Aug 94 12:53
Somebody HIRE THAT KID and get him off the cyber-streets before someone
gets hurt :-)
woodstock.16.44: Conceived at Woodstock? NOT! (mglito) Sat 13 Aug 94 14:09
More pictures! More pictures!!!
woodstock.16.45: nassau (wstock4) Sat 13 Aug 94 17:02
anybody need some pants?..a clean shirt?...but we don't sell shoes!
woodstock.16.46: Ruler of the (cosmos) Sat 13 Aug 94 17:43
That's it, get 100's of thousands of people in a limited access
space, then make 'em pay OUTRAGEOUS prices for coomon goods.
woodstock.16.47: Alan Turner (arturner) Sat 13 Aug 94 18:03
want some of these purple berries? Haven't got sick once..
woodstock.16.48: Kevin Michael Rardin (kev) Sun 14 Aug 94 00:57
Love the colors people!
woodstock.16.49: [34m2 young 4 # 1[0m (isaac) Sun 14 Aug 94 12:08
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woodstock.16.50: Alsee (wstock4) Sun 14 Aug 94 16:14
I want a PHREEAKING COKE!!!!
Italic footnote comments made February 2001.
Copyright 1994, 2001 The WELL. All rights reserved.