Born 1980 in Knoxville, grew up at Fontana Dam, went to Georgia Tech, became expert on iterated maps.
Ramblin' Wreck
I'm a Ramblin' Wreck From Georgia Tech and a hell of an engineer.
A helluva helluva helluva helluva helluvan engineer.
Like all the jolly good fellows, I drink my whiskey clear,
I'm a Ramblin' Wreck from Georgia Tech and a hell of an engineer.
Oh, If I had a daughter, sir, I'd dress her in White and Gold.
And put her on the campus to cheer the brave and bold.
And if I had a son, sir, I'll tell you what he'd do,
He would yell "TO HELL WITH GEORGIA" like his daddy used to do.
I wish I had a barrel of rum and sugar three thousand pounds,
A college bell to put it in, and a clapper to stir it round.
I'd drink to all the good fellows who come from far and near,
I'm a ramblin, gamblin' hell of an engineer, Hey!
Invited to SIAM conference in Orlando, 1990, then to special meeting at Martin Marrietta, on 2-way comm between universes going in opposite time directions.
Resists going to Santa Fe, wakes up in plane, finds sleeping bag, as crashing, puts on bag, exits plane.
[Reported as terrorist.]
[Found by dragon lady, kills her & takes sunglasses & flycycle.] Found by Old Joe, he leaves to ____ and DL (Hannah) shows up, tells tale, scuffle, Jowe returns and chloroforms her, upon her waking up she spills beans, Old Joe takes her to Yetis, Otto finds cousin Jerry in Nashville, almost gets drunk with him, goes to Fontana, w/ help of civil engineer builds long laser, eavesdrops on messages. J jumps off dam, O uses body to fake death, back to Okefenokee. Throws dart at map, hits bend in Owyhee River in SE Oregon, takes i-10 W to Vegas area, thru Area 51 - jets, up to Black Rock Desert. Burning Man.
Lives as homeless in Santa Monica, picked up by W Hollywood TD speed freak, dares him to prove story, calls around to CalTech, finds out abvout Stanford gal, Acc connection, gives him bus fare.
Send math to phycisist, "stlaks" as homeless w/ signs, "SOMETIMES WRITING THE WRONG GRANT PROPOSAL CAN GET YOU KILLED," gets in car w/ her and fvriend, Creekside Inn (B), friend storms off to write grant proposal, dies in Treasure island car crash, TD dead in Fed Bldg break-in, go w/ physicist to dome in redwoods, undergraound ex-pot farm, build long laser, golden ratio shorter, contacts underground on other side, sword Excalibut, NYE 1999/2000 attacks defered.
"Pop" Grubeburg [pit castle]
Nietstein [washout stone]
Damon A. [Asa] Nomad
Leo Noel
Neben [nearby]
Reflexelfer [reflection elf-er?]
Okefenokee Swamp, southern panhandle of Ware County.
Black Rock Desert in NW Nevada
Last update 30-Jan-02000 by ABS.