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Doctors of the World, Unite?
Doctors joining a union? Don't hold your breath.



Getting It

I was writer #8 for the late, lamented GettingIt.com. GI was a fantastically written (and fantastically paying) webzine that was bankrolled by an online porn king.

Broke Dick Dogs
The story of a penis fracture. Written entirely from research, thank you.

Manly Soap
After being blown away by Fight Club, I started making soap at home. Didn't make me look like Brad Pitt, but I got an article out of it.

World to End Sunday in Firestorm of Death?
Richard Hoagland, the man who brought you the face on Mars, brings us new tales of meteors set to impact the Earth.

O come on, Immanuel!
Immanuel Velikovsky and his theories of biblical astronomy.

Meltdown in Manhattan
Written to capitalize on a Japanese nuclear accident, this tells the story of the horrific radiation-induced death of Louis Slotkin, a scientist with the Manhattan Project.

Spies in the Sky
Al Haig invests in a company that aims to provide high speed bandwidth (among other things) from blimps tethered over the world's cities.

Full Body Transplant
Some scientists don't want to cure Christopher Reeve's spinal injury. The want to swap his head onto a healthy body instead.

Flies on Crack
Scientist feeds crack cocaine to flies, and discovers they get high.

The Sky is Falling
Remember when it was fun to be afraid of the end of the world?

Future Schlock #1
My science column. Don't put it in your mouth.

Future Schlock #2
My science column. Space Monkey Mafia.

Future Schlock #3
My science column. How much is that pussy in the window?

Future Schlock #4
My science column. Dead Turkey Walking?





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