THE HANDBOOK FOR THE RECENTLY DECEASED
being an interactive guide to the hereafter*
Before it is possible to give any detailed advice as to what you can expect from the afterlife, if that is you are going to have an afterlife, it is necessary to ascertain something of the nature of your beliefs prior to your unfortunate demise Therefore it is imperative that before you try and proceed any further with this guide you give some details as to your religious or philosophical persuasion. Please try and choose the categories that fit your personal ideology as accurately and frankly as possible. Any attempt at falsification at this juncture may well result in a future, possibly an eternal future, that is not at all what you expect or are qualified to deal with.
Now of course not all of these categories are mutually exclusive. Though some subsections by definition will be. So feel free to browse amongst them before coming to any final conclusions.
In certain of the
categories above the nature of the afterlife may be affected by events outside
of the individuals direct mental control so you may wish to peruse some of the
notes below.
* with apologies to Beetlejuice