PHILOSOPHY

 

Possibly slightly less important than Religion in that quite a few of the more modern philosophies don't really allow for or except any kind of afterlife so unless you have hedged your bets by believing in something else simultaneously this is the very end of the line for some of you. Once again we hope that you choose and have chosen wisely.

1: Cartesian

2: Confucianist

3 Taoist

4 Monetarist

5: Hedonist

6: Dadaist

7: Existentialist

8: Football hooligan

9: Anarcho-Frivolist

10: Lad

11: Spice Girl

12: Drug addict