RELIGION

This is probably the most important section in terms of defining the exact nature of the rest of eternity as you will experience it. So we trust that you have thought very seriously about this.

1: Buddhist

2: Hindu

3: Moslem

4: Christian

5: Zoroastrian

6: Pantheist

7: Atheist

8: Shinto

9: Agnostic

10: Less sure than that

11: Dionysian

12: Devil worshipper

13: Cargo cultist

14: Animalist

15: Follower of the furry little green god whose name temporarily escapes us

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