The xiitone FAQ
1. Introduction
Here's the FAQ about me.
2. Who'd be interested enough in me to read a FAQ?
Look in the mirror, loser, you're reading it.
3. Where's the table of contents?
I feel that tables of contents are an expression of de-humanizing neo-platonism destroying our fine country.
4. What the heck is xiitone? Some sort of telecom code?
xiitone comes from serial music, as in a 12 tone scale. learn!
5. What do you wanna do with your life, anyway?
I wanna rock. (metaphorically)
6. What do you with your life, anyway?
I work for The Man(tm). I write papers. I play music. I kiss a girl. I dream up crazy schemes.
7. Family?
I've got a wonderfully frightening son, a truly bitchin' girlfriend and a pretty darn cool brother.
8. The index page says there should be colors and blinky bits that don't exist. What up?
You're not old school, you ain't nothin, YOU AIN'T NOTHIN!