AFAIC As Far As I'm Concerned AISI As I See It ANFAWFOS And Now For A Word Word From Our Sponsor ANFAWFOWS And Now For A Word Word From Our WEB Sponsor AOL Assholes On Line ASAP As Soon As Possible ASAFP As Soon As Friggin Possible AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again AWGTHTGTTSA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Shit Again B4 Before BCNU Be Seeing You BFD Big Fucking Deal BK Bo Knows BNF Big Name Fan BOT Back On Topic BTSOOM Beats The Shit Out Of Me BT Byte This! BTW By The Way BTWBO Be There With Bells On CIAO Goodbye (Italyin Itlin Itlen Italian) :-) CIS CompuServe Information Service CMF Count My Fingers! CTC Choaking The Chicken CUL Catch You Later/See You Later CUL8R See You Later CWYL Chat With You Later DBEYR Don't Believe Everything You Read DDD Direct Distance Dial DHYB Don't Hold Your Breath DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A Damn DQYDJ Don't Quit You're Day Job DYSTSOTT Did You See The Size Of That Thing FE Fatal Error FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet FTL Faster Than Light FUBAR Fucked Up Beyond All Repair FUBB Fucked Up Beyond Belief FWIW For What It's Worth FYI For Your Information FYM For Your Misinformation GE GEnie Information Service GEE No, GTE GIGO Garbage In, Garbage Out GIWIST Gee, I Wish I'd Said That GR&D Grinning Running & Ducking HAK Hugs And Kisses HUYA Head Up Your A$$ HHOK Ha Ha, Only Kidding HHO1/2K Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding HIOOC Help! I'm Out Of Coffee! HTH Hope This Helps HUA Heads Up, Ace IAC In Any Case IAE In Any Event IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer IANAC I Am Not A Crook IAO I Am Outtahere IBCNU I'll Be Seeing You IBTD I Beg To Differ IFABCTE I Found A Bug, Call The Exterminator IITYWTMWYKM If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me IITYWTMWYBMAD If I Tell You What This Means Will You Buy Me A Drink IITYWTMWYLMA If I Tell You What This Means Will You Leave Me Alone IIWM If It Were Me ILSHIBAMF I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture ILSHIBMS I Laughed So Hard I Broke My Stitches IMCO In My Considered Opinion IMHO In My Humble Opinion IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion IMO In My Opinion INPO In No Particular Order IOW In Other Words ISP Internet Service Provider KISS Keep It Simple Stupid L8R Later LD Long Distance LDTTWA Let's Do The Time Warp Again LLTA Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause LOL Laughing Out Loud LSHHTCMS Laughed So Hard, Had To Change My Shorts LTIP Laughing Till I Puke MTFBWY May The Force Be With You NBFD No Big Fucking Deal NFW No Fucking Way NRN No Reply Necessary NYCFS New York City Finger Salute OAUS On An Unrelated Subject OATUS On A Totally Unrelated Subject OATIS On A Totally Irrelevant Subject OBTW Oh By The Way OI Operator Indisposed OMIK Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard ONNA Oh No, Not Again ONNTA Oh No Not This Again OOTC Obligatory On Topic Comment OTOH On The Other Hand OTOOH On The Other Other Hand OTSH On The Same Hand OWTTE Or Words To That Effect OZ Australia PITA Pain In The A$$ PMF Pull My Finger RBTL Read Between The Lines RML Read My Lips RMM Read My Mail ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing ROTHLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off ROTM Right On The Money RSN Real Soon Now RTFM Read The Fucking Manual (or Message) SH Shit Happens SH2M Shit Happens To Me SITD Still In The Dark SOI Sit On It SOL Shit Outta Luck STM Spank The Monkey SysOp System Operator SYP Send Your Password TAFL Take A Flying Leap TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Than A Free Lunch TDTM Talk Dirty To Me TFASB Time For A Sex Break TFN Thanks For Nothin' TIA Thanks In Advance TIC Tongue In Cheek TISEC Tongue In Someone Else's Cheek TLA Three Letter Acronym (such as this) TM Trust Me TSR Terminate and Stay Resident TSR Totally Stuck in RAM TTT That's The Ticket TWHAB This Won't Hurt A Bit VI Village Idiot WDIPME Where Did I Put My Excedrin WEB World Wide Wait WGAFS Who Gives A Flying Squat WIT Wordsmith In Training WMG Wheres My Glasses WTHDTIM What The Hell Do These Initials Mean WTSDS Where The Sun Don't Shine WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get WYSIUWYW What You See Isn't Usually What You Want YGBK You Gotta Be Kiddin'