A few examples of Before & After you fall in love:

B:  You take my breath away
A:  I feel like I'm suffocating

B:  She says she loves the way I take control of a situation
A:  She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac

B:  Lucy and Ricky
A:  Fred and Ethyl

B:  Saturday Night Fever
A:  Monday Night Football

B:  He makes me feel like a million dollars...
A:  If I had a dime for every stupid thing he's done...

B:  The sound of music
A:  The sounds of silence

B:  Is that all you're having?
A:  Maybe you should have just a salad, honey.

B:  Wheel of Fortune
A:  Jeopardy

B:  It's like I'm living in a dream...
A:  It's like he lives in a dorm...

B:  $60/dozen
A:  $1.50/stem

B:  Turbo charged
A:  Jump start

B:  We agree on everything.
A:  Doesn't she have a mind of her own?

B:  Victoria's Secret
A:  Fruit of the Loom

B:  Charming and noble
A:  Chernobyl

B:  I love a woman with curves.
A:  I never said you were fat.

B:  He's completely lost without me.
A:  Why won't he ever ask for directions?

B:  Time stood still.
A:  This relationship is going nowhere.

B:  Croissant and cappuccino
A:  Bagel and instant

B:  Blind
A:  Nearsighted

B:  You look so seductive in black.
A:  Your clothes are so depressing.

B:  Iambic pentameter
A:  Blank verse

B:  Oysters
A:  Fish sticks

B:  I can hardly believe we found each other.
A:  I can't believe I ended up with someone like you.

B:  Passion
A:  Ration

B:  Once upon a time
A:  The end