How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Golden Retriever- The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worring about a stupid light bulb? Dachshund-I can't reach the stupid lamp. Toy Poodle-I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes, my nails will be dry. Rottweiler-Go ahead make me! Shi-Tzu- Puh-lease Dahling let the servants do it. Lab- Oh me! me ! Please let me change the bulb, Can I huh, huh? Malamute- Let the Border Collie do it, you can feed me while he is busy. Cocker Spaniel- Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Doberman Pinscher- While it is dark, I am going to sleep on the couch. Mastiff- Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark. Hound Dog- ZZZZZZZZZZZZ! Chihuahua- You Quiero Taco Bulb? Irish Wolfhound- Can somebody else do it, I have a hang over? Pointer- I see it, there it is, right there. Greyhound- It is not moving, why bother. Old English Sheepdog- Light Bulb? Light Bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb? Border Collie- Okay lets get all the light bulbs in a little circle...