How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four hundred and sixty-two:
Twelve to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old
bulb, twenty-three to deregulate the light bulb industry, sixteen to cut
funding for alternative lighting R&D, thirty-four to cut the tax rate on
light bulbs, fifty-three to design a block grant so the states can change
the bulb, forty-one to talk with defense contractors about night-vision
gear instead, and two hundred and eighty-three to pass a law making it
illegal to discuss naked bulbs (or screwing anything) on the Internet.