Cats are Distilled Essence of Mischief


When God was making the world He thought to Himself, 
"If everyone behaves perfectly it will be a very dull place: 
I will sprinkle in a little Mischief to liven things up. 
But I don't need all that much of it: 
Like all spices, a little goes a long way
And I need something to store the rest of my supply in."
So He thought about it for a while
And created cats.  



                       -- Tom Digby 
                       Original undated, probably late 1960's or early 70's
                       Entered 14:29 11/13/2002