Sunset Drug War Have you heard? The Legislature has discovered that too many people are grooving on sunsets So they've passed legislation: Henceforth the Sun will not show itself within ten degrees of the horizon, under penalty of law. And a man will be appointed to go out like an old-time lamplighter With a long pole To turn it off every evening And on again in the morning. There may be an enforcement problem: If they have to make an arrest can they find a jail That will hold the Sun Without melting? -- Tom Digby Original 07/30/1968 Entered 18:33 11/15/2002 (title added)