Who are we? That's easy enough. Enjoy our pictorial scrapbook, but know us by our goals. Examine Our Ladyfesto:
We Truly Tasteful Ladies Do Hereby Demand:
Repeal the Ladies' vote. It is suffering and not suffrage that keeps us up
on our pedestals. And if God hadn't wanted us up on pedestals, He wouldn't
have make us shorter than our husbands.
Abolish the environment. It takes up too much space, and is almost
impossible to keep clean.
Free Ladies from wage slavery. The 60-odd cents we earn for every manly
dollar is entirely too much. It is unladylike to accept money for work.
Maintain illiteracy as a high school graduation requirement. An
uninformed populace is an obedient populace, and a self-censoring one, too.
After all, ignorance is
a virtue: what you can't read, can't hurt you.
Insist on universal free childcare. No one should be paid to do what a real
Lady does in her home for free.
Weed out uppity women through the establishment of HULA Committee: the House
Committee on Un-Ladylike Activities.
Procreation, not recreation. Where did so many gals get the idea that s_x is
supposed to be f_n? It's time to close your eyes and do your duty!
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