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David Cannon Dashiell (dcd)
Pacman is actually a secret recruiting device
for the Rosicrucians. In fact, the word "Pacman"
is early Latin slang for "idiot savant".
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Tom Mandel (mandel)
PEACE BREAKS OUT: Millenia of Conflict Come
to An End Yesterday in Lynchburg, Virgina,
a meeting of the leaders of the world's great
religions announced that all differences
had been ironed out and henceforth there would
be no more war. With tears glistening in his
eyes, Secretary Gorbachev, of the globally
influential Marxist-Leninist Church, proclaimed,
"Now that I have been born again, I can see the
light." Conference organizer Jerry Falwell
and the Ayatollah Khomeini joined hands,
embraced, and finished off a bottle of 120 proof
vodka to symbolize their new friendship.
There was one disturbing absence from
the conference, however. Despite the heartfelt
prayers of all, God did not make an appearance
and there were behind the scenes rumors
that He was not amused.
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David Hawkins (dhawk)
There is such a thing as 'real life.'
