Crank Call
Jack picked up the phone dialing the next number. He waited anxiously as the phone rang, rang, rang, click. Someone picked it up. A woman's voice came on the line.
"Hello,"
"Hello,"Jack mimicked.
"Well?"
"Well?"
"Who is this?"
"Why don't you spread your legs and we'll find out."
CLICK! Bzzz.
Jack dialed the next number. Ring...ring...ring...kalick.
"Hello."
"Hello."
Pause.
"Is there anything else you would like to add?"
"Is there anything else you would like to add?"
"Hmmm,"
"Hmmm,"
"Eine mila zenrich lachragh."
"Eine mila zenrich lachragh."
"Noren rella Zeman ella."
"Noren rella Zeman ella."
"Airich nekra zenman zella."
"Airich nekra zenman zella."
Jack felt suddenly sick. Shakily he hung up the phone. His body contorted wildly and Jack screamed in agony. He slumped against the couch. It was then that he realized he had breasts. Standing quickly up he/she looked into the mirror. He was now a woman. Shaken he sat down. Then the phone rang.