Gosh. I sure wish I were erudite and wordy and eloquent and BRIGHT so I could impress. Who gets these anyway?
Life is great because I am not the kid in the sample picture.
Here's my story. I am here for free because I am "working" at a concession stand. I will be making hot pretzels I am told. If you would like twizzlers or starburst come and see me. I'll give them to you free.