F Profound Revelations

woodstock.23: Profound Revelations


woodstock.23.0:    (ernie)  Thu 11 Aug 94 14:44

 Psychedelically inspired or not...

woodstock.23.1: David Gans (tnf)  Thu 11 Aug 94 14:51

 No matter how hard we think, we can't stop the rain.

woodstock.23.2: Texas Chainsaw Jazz and Blues (cooljazz)  Thu 11 Aug 94 16:50

   Remember, they didn't call it Woodstock 1.
   And after Woodstock II, will we allow Woodstock, First High, The Prequel?

woodstock.23.3: yo dude (wstock1)  Fri 12 Aug 94 09:41


woodstock.23.4:    (ernie)  Fri 12 Aug 94 11:50

 You aren't what you eat--you are what you don't poop.
   -wavy gravy

woodstock.23.5:    (ernie)  Fri 12 Aug 94 11:51

 In an infinite universe, everything is possible

woodstock.23.6: just an old hippie (tigereye)  Fri 12 Aug 94 11:59

 Whatever you hit, call it the target. -- Zen saying

woodstock.23.7: neezer (wstock1)  Fri 12 Aug 94 13:29

 never play leap frog with a unicorn

woodstock.23.8: Much 2 young for Woodstock 1 (isaac)  Fri 12 Aug 94 13:59


woodstock.23.9: The Next Generation (mglito)  Fri 12 Aug 94 14:29

 deep thoughts

woodstock.23.10:    (ernie)  Fri 12 Aug 94 14:32

 You always find it in the last place you look.

woodstock.23.11: My handle is cheese (wstock3)  Fri 12 Aug 94 14:51

 	The in-between-set-comments just, just, just have to go man.

woodstock.23.12: the infinitely wise one (wstock2)  Fri 12 Aug 94 15:05

 kurt cobain is alive and well and owns a fish and chip shop in

woodstock.23.13: Ruler of the (cosmos)  Fri 12 Aug 94 16:24

 No matter how much you dislike pickles it is, however, the only thing you
 can do with CUCUMBERS!

woodstock.23.14: Revolutionary Pit-Woofies (cynsa)  Fri 12 Aug 94 16:49

 mosquitos bite.

woodstock.23.15: edmon (wstock1)  Fri 12 Aug 94 19:07

 Once there were two monks arguing about a flag.  The first said,
 "The flag is moving."  The second replied, "The wind is moving."
 Just then the third patriach happened to walk by.  He said,
 "Not the flag, not the wind - the mind is moving."

woodstock.23.16: Liam (wstock2)  Sat 13 Aug 94 10:09

 I've lost my mind and the kids want to kill me. I LOVE MY LIFE!

woodstock.23.17: jt (wstock2)  Sat 13 Aug 94 10:28

 I give the kids a joint, they call me a cool dude.
 I ask why the kids have no joints, they call me trouble.

woodstock.23.18: Tom Mandel (mandel)  Sat 13 Aug 94 11:36


woodstock.23.19: David Gans (tnf)  Sat 13 Aug 94 11:37


woodstock.23.20: Tom Mandel (mandel)  Sat 13 Aug 94 11:41


woodstock.23.21: Conceived at Woodstock? NOT! (mglito)  Sat 13 Aug 94 12:44

 All the REALLY profound revelations are scribbled.
 So the masses won't know what they say...

woodstock.23.22: David Gans (tnf)  Sat 13 Aug 94 12:44

 Nah, just a small misunderstanding that has been cleared up.

woodstock.23.23: Conceived at Woodstock? NOT! (mglito)  Sat 13 Aug 94 12:45


woodstock.23.24: Tom Mandel (mandel)  Sat 13 Aug 94 12:58

 Yes, it was just a misunderstanding.  Nothing really profound.

woodstock.23.25: home in peaceful San Francisco (tigereye)  Sat 13 Aug 94 13:09

  can be a fairly profound statement, under the right 

woodstock.23.26: Puddnhead Wilson (warfrat)  Sat 13 Aug 94 13:57

 I shoulda planned my vacation around WstkII. Wish I was there.

woodstock.23.27: 2 young for # 1 (isaac)  Sat 13 Aug 94 15:25

 or, if the header says (isaac), it could mean i fixed an aesthetic error in my psot =8-)

woodstock.23.28: 2 young for # 1 (isaac)  Sat 13 Aug 94 15:25

 er, post...

woodstock.23.29: gimme an "F"! (reva)  Sat 13 Aug 94 15:59

 Like you were saying, huh?  %^)

woodstock.23.30: 2 young for # 1 (isaac)  Sat 13 Aug 94 16:16


woodstock.23.31:    (ernie)  Sat 13 Aug 94 22:15


woodstock.23.32:    (ernie)  Sat 13 Aug 94 22:15

 If not you, then who?
 If not now, then when?

woodstock.23.33: home in peaceful San Francisco (tigereye)  Sun 14 Aug 94 02:38

 Why ASCII "why?"

woodstock.23.34: ft (wstock3)  Sun 14 Aug 94 11:39


woodstock.23.35: Ruler of the (cosmos)  Sun 14 Aug 94 17:43

 And there you have it, folks!  The most profound statement of the weekend

Italic footnote comments made February 2001.

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