Sylvia looking fine, though she's apparently confused "bedroom eyes" with "looking sleepy".

These women are like pizza: They're hot, you want to sink your teeth into them, and for a little extra you can get the bigger one with the stuffed crust. (Okay, even I have no idea what that means.)

Adam looking like he's dead. More than usual, too.

You've heard that every time a child says "I don't believe in fairies," a fairy dies, right? It's true.

You'll get her cold, dead fingers when you pry them from his cold, dead fingers.

Awwwwwwwww.

Is it still necrophilia if they're both dead?

[Fill in your own caption here.]

Dressing, not just as a witch, but as a cartoon witch: now that's geeky.

Why we needed to invent the word schtylin'.

Their title for this costume was "The Diamond Dogs of Disney". Mine would have been "Dang, Some People Have A Lot Of Free Time".

Dressing as Chewbacca: cool. Dressing as Chewbacca with the dismantled C-3PO on his back: fuckin' cool.

She did it all for the Wookiee. (The Wookiee!)

Those overachievers at Hi-Impact do it again. From Jin-Roh:Wolf Brigade.

She called this costume Autumn Fairy. I just called it cool.

He's big... he's dead... he's Big Dead Guy!

Yummy.

Just yummy.

This photo doesn't do justice to this awesome costume. For one thing, the guy's face wasn't visible. Stupid flash camera.

This isn't the annoying blank cell you're looking for.

Neither is this.

You don't need to see my identification.

This guy has always done great costumes, but until this year, we always beat him in the contest. Full congratulations to him for his terrific work.

Next year, of course, we're going to kick his ass again.

This joke didn't get boring two cells ago.

You aren't irritated by my inability to just code the page properly.

You want to go home and rethink your pants.

The Argon Circle: Where we spend the precious flower of our youth listening to a story nobody likes. This isn't as sad as it sounds.

Robynne is so amused her chin has almost vanished.

Everyone leans in close to check out Stormi's ass.

Adam loses it.

This was my tenth BayCon, the one where I was personally dissed by Harlan Ellison. In honor of this momentous anniversary, I'm leaving a big fat blank cell here, filled only with the best line of the con: I'd just told the joke that ends "...so I asked the genie for a nine-inch prick..." and Stormi asked "Is that where Harlan Ellison came from?"

J.D. loses it.

Devon loses his balance.

To tell the truth, I hope I do remember my youth as being like this.