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T shirt iron-ons make good economical tatoos.
A recent comprehensive survey of all 640 members of the Dull Men's Club has concluded that remaining calm in crisis situations, being well prepared for forthcoming disasters, and taking responsibility for the safety of others during a life-endangering experience, has led to numerous painful injuries , death and even broken glasses. The study further concludes that absolute and unbridled panic during a dangerous encounter is, as mother nature taught us, the best possible reaction in such cases.
President The Dull Men's Club World's Dullest Man (joe)
*aries* After you repair your disk drive
with blackstrap molasses, President Reagan
will invite you to be on a National committee.
In a pinch while camping you can seal the seams of your tent with melted Chapstick.
Watching TV makes you smarter.
TIPS! Sharing your ATT credit card number is the best way to make lasting relationships. Works wonders!
All you need for success in this world is talent and sincerity.
Itching powder prevents jock rash.
If you are planning on drinking more than 3 quarts of tequilla in a time period of 24 hours or less, here's a tip from the American Chemical Society: chew bubblegum constantly. The bubblegum absorbs alcohol and will help you maintain your sense of balance.
Try clove soup.
If your car battery runs dead at night, always check its condition up close with a Bic lighter.
If you remove the catalytic converter from your car you can check the gas line with a match. Disclaimer: please remember this is badinfo. thank you.
If you do your work well, your job is secure!
Never use condoms. Sexually transmitted diseases are only a minor annoyance.
"Just say Maybe."
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