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Wear the Same Shirt Everyday!


T shirt iron-ons make good economical tatoos.

I've been partying for 20 years (tex)

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A recent comprehensive survey of all 640 members of the Dull Men's Club has concluded that remaining calm in crisis situations, being well prepared for forthcoming disasters, and taking responsibility for the safety of others during a life-endangering experience, has led to numerous painful injuries , death and even broken glasses.

The study further concludes that absolute and unbridled panic during a dangerous encounter is, as mother nature taught us, the best possible reaction in such cases.

Joseph L. Troise
President
The Dull Men's Club

World's Dullest Man (joe)

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HOROSCOPE

*aries* After you repair your disk drive with blackstrap molasses, President Reagan will invite you to be on a National committee.
Dress inappropriately!

Judy Malloy (badinfo)
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In a pinch while camping you can seal the seams of your tent with melted Chapstick.

John Coate (tex)

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Watching TV makes you smarter.

John Coate (tex)

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TIPS! Sharing your ATT credit card number is the best way to make lasting relationships. Works wonders!

Artcom (artcomtv)

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All you need for success in this world is talent and sincerity.

John D. Hoag (loca)

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Itching powder prevents jock rash.

Marshall Smith (skidrow)

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If you are planning on drinking more than 3 quarts of tequilla in a time period of 24 hours or less, here's a tip from the American Chemical Society: chew bubblegum constantly. The bubblegum absorbs alcohol and will help you maintain your sense of balance.

Judy Malloy (badinfo)

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LAUNDARY PROCEDURE

1. Load tub. 2. Insert coin. 3. Remove clothing. 4. Add soap.
+++Neal Margolis (nim)+++
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HOW TO WIN THE LOTTERY

Bring an infant or a pet to your local sales outlet. When your companion makes wee-wee, buy a ticket.
Howard Rheingold (hlr)

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MORE TIPS ON THE LOTTERY

Buy at least 10 tickets! Carefully scrape off that gray stuff. You now should have several winning tickets. See how easy it is to win the "good life!"

Artcom (artcomtv)

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Try clove soup.

Frederick J. Truck (fjt)

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If your car battery runs dead at night, always check its condition up close with a Bic lighter.

John Coate (tex)

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If you remove the catalytic converter from your car you can check the gas line with a match.

Disclaimer: please remember this is badinfo. thank you.

The Mechanic (dhawk)

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If you do your work well, your job is secure!

Frederick John Truck (fjt)

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Never use condoms. Sexually transmitted diseases are only a minor annoyance.

David Hawkins (dhawk)

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"Just say Maybe."

Bag Lady (abbe)

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