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art and football....politics.... religion
technology....body odor relations....television
some horiscopes....miracle cures....the WELL ....toilet paper
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I've been partying for 20 years (tex)

T shirt iron-ons make good economical tatoos.

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World's Dullest Man (joe)

A recent comprehensive survey of all 640 members of the Dull Men's Club has concluded that remaining calm in crisis situations, being well prepared for forthcoming disasters, and taking responsibility for the safety of others during a life-endangering experience, has led to numerous painful injuries , death and even broken glasses.

The study further concludes that absolute and unbridled panic during a dangerous encounter is, as mother nature taught us, the best possible reaction in such cases.

Joseph L. Troise
The Dull Men's Club

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Judy Malloy (badinfo)


*aries* After you repair your disk drive with blackstrap molasses, President Reagan will invite you to be on a National committee.
Dress inappropriately!

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John Coate (tex)

In a pinch while camping you can seal the seams of your tent with melted Chapstick.

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John Coate (tex)

Watching TV makes you smarter

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Artcom (artcomtv)

TIPS! Sharing your ATT credit card number is the best way to make lasting relationships. Works wonders!

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John D. Hoag (loca)

All you need for success in this world is talent and sincerity.

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Marshall Smith (skidrow)

Itching powder prevents jock rash.

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David Cannon Dashiell (dcd)

If you chant "spam" backwards 10,000 times a day, you'll become a cartographer.

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Neal Margolis (nim)


1. Load tub.
2. Insert coin.
3. Remove clothing.
4. Add soap.

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Artcom (artcomtv)


Buy at least 10 tickets! Carefully scrape off that gray stuff. You now should have several winning tickets. See how easy it is to win the "good life!"

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Frederick John Truck (fjt)

If you do your work well, your job is secure!

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David Hawkins (dhawk)

Never use condoms. Sexually transmitted diseases are only a minor annoyance.

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Bag Lady (abbe)

"Just say Maybe."