advice.... health.... relationships
art and football....politics.... religion
technology....body odor ....sex
computers....international relations....television
some horiscopes....miracle cures....The WELL
happiness....music ....toilet paper
environment....pets
transportation.... food.... success
salt....work

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NEW CONFERENCE ON WELL!
Type go goo at the OK prompt to access the new "Chapstick -- Wonder Substance of the Eighties" conference.

Howard Rheingold (hlr)

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Cannot access conference goo.

Never give a sucker an even break. (mandel)

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NEW CONFERENCE ON THE WELL -- BIGGEST YET!

For access to the "Really Large Numbers" conference, type go googol at the OK prompt.

Howard Rheingold (hlr)

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No one in this topic ever posts anything even faintly close to being cynical.

Perfect Tommy (mandel)

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Everyone here voted for Reagan and Bush.

David Hawkins (dhawk)

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Topics can continue indefinitely.

John D. Hoag (loca)

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Flame-out as often as possible on the Well. If you don't like what someone is saying, just tell them, straight-out, to fuck off and die. People will respect you for it.

John D. Hoag (loca)

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CURE FOR SLOW RESPONSE TIME
Thanks to our online Unix Wizards, we have installed a new system that should totally eliminate all Picospan slowdowns. If the WELL seems to be acting sluggish, get down on all fours and lick your computer. That ought to fix things up. If the slowdown effect lingers, call me here at the Well office. The phones aren't working too well these days, so be sure to shout your message as loudly as possible.

MATTHEW MCLURE (WELL)

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Spending all night on the Well is a good substitute for sex.

Marshall Smith (skidrow)

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