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Save water! Instead of taking a bath or shower, lick yourself all over. To wash your face, first lick your hands. Then, rub your hands on your face. It works!

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ENVIRONMENTAL MARKERS
In the areas of Mountain View adjacent to Naval Air Station, Moffet Field, on the roofs of many apartment and condominium complexes, there can be seen from the air the outline of a very large bullseye. This has been provided, because of secret treaties between the United States and the Soviet Union, as the target marking for a Soviet ICBM.

Tom Mandel (mandel)

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SUPER TOMATO ESCAPES
The escape of a genetically engineered tomato from U.C. Berkeley laboratories has caused grave concern in the East Bay today. The tomato, which is 2 feet in diameter, disease resistant, and speaks 3 languages, is reported to have told EPA officials: "When you gotta go, you gotta go."

Judy Malloy (badinfo)
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WASHINGTON/The Justice Department

A spokesman for Attorney General Edwin Meese today announced that Spam is being added to the list of Schedule 1 drug substances.

Tom Mandel (mandel)

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The EPA has approved the release into the environment of genetically engineered SPAM!

Judy Malloy (badinfo)

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A case of SPAM-9 has eaten three EPA officials and is on its way to the White House.

Judy Malloy (bad info)

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GO SPAM GO!
GO SPAM GO!

Pom Pom Dogs (maddog)

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