art and football....politics.... religion
technology....body odor ....sex
some horiscopes....miracle cures....the WELL
happiness....music ....toilet paper
transportation.... food.... success
Pacman is actually a secret recruiting device for the Rosicrucians. In fact, the word "Pacman" is early Latin slang for "idiot savant".
We are pleased to announce from our own experience that you CAN trust your post office to always deliver your mail on time!
PEACE BREAKS OUT: Millenia of Conflict Come to An End Yesterday in Lynchburg, Virgina, a meeting of the leaders of the world's great religions announced that all differences had been ironed out and henceforth there would be no more war. With tears glistening in his eyes, Secretary Gorbachev, of the globally influential Marxist-Leninist Church, proclaimed, "Now that I have been born again, I can see the light." Conference organizer Jerry Falwell and the Ayatollah Khomeini joined hands, embraced, and finished off a bottle of 120 proof vodka to symbolize their new friendship.
There was one disturbing absence from the conference, however. Despite the heartfelt prayers of all, God did not make an appearance and there were behind the scenes rumors that He was not amused.
There is such a thing as 'real life.'
The higher your credit card credit limit, the closer to happiness you will be.
If you chant "spam" backwards 10,000 times a day, you'll become a cartographer.
Jimmy Swaggart is a practicing Hare Krishna monk.
And the monk doesn't even know it yet.