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We Can't Have That Going on in America

Green M&M's are powerful aphrodesiacs!

Dan Levy (danlevy)

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In a suprise move, the Supreme Court announced today that from now on, it will be illegal for programmers to ""peek" and "poke". According to the majority opinion, we "can't have that going on in America".

Judy Malloy (badinfo)

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Blondes are miserable.

Slightly Confused (dcd)
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As long as a couple is sexually compatible, they will be able to work out any other problems they might have.

David Hawkins (dhawk)

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Washing dishes is women's work.

Judy Malloy (badinfo)

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Not only that, it's fun!

Howard Rheingold (hlr)

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Never use condoms. Sexually transmitted diseases are only a minor annoyance.

David Hawkins (dhawk)

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Spending all night on the Well is a good substitute for sex.

Marshall Smith (skidrow)

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