art and football....politics.... religion
technology....body odor ....sex
some horiscopes....miracle cures....the WELL
happiness....music ....toilet paper
transportation.... food.... success
In a suprise move, the Supreme Court announced today that from now on, it will be illegal for programmers to ""peek" and "poke". According to the majority opinion, we "can't have that going on in America".
Blondes are miserable.
As long as a couple is sexually compatible, they will be able to work out any other problems they might have.
Washing dishes is women's work.
Not only that, it's fun!
Never use condoms. Sexually transmitted diseases are only a minor annoyance.
Spending all night on the Well is a good substitute for sex.