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GO SPAM GO!


BELIEVE IT OR NOT
A large leftover piece of a steak broiled on June 15, 1986 by Mr. Tom Mandel of Mountain View, CA, when wrapped in aluminum foil, looked exactly like a map of the island of Hawaii.

Tom Mandel (mandel)

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WASHINGTON/The Justice Department

A spokesman for Attorney General Edwin Meese today announced that Spam is being added to the list of Schedule 1 drug substances.

Tom Mandel (mandel)

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The EPA has approved the release into the environment of genetically engineered SPAM!

Judy Malloy (badinfo)

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A case of SPAM-9 has eaten three EPA officials and is on its way to the White House.

Judy Malloy (bad info)

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GO SPAM GO!
GO SPAM GO!

Pom Pom Dogs (maddog)

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Green M&M's are powerful aphrodesiacs!

Dan Levy (danlevy)

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Powdered cream makes a *GREAT* adhesive.... try it!

Artcom (artcomtv)

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THE B.I. DIET
developed and tested at B.I.
"IT WORKS"

*BREAKFAST*
1/4 glass hawaian punch
2 fried eggs cooked in 2 tablespoons lard
1 buttered hostess twinkie, or,
1 bag jalapeno flavored potato chips

*LUNCH*
3 Reeses peanut butter cups
1 small green salad, or,
1 order fried onion rings
1 quart Rainier Ale

*DINNER*
18 deep fried frozen fried clams
2 pork chops with B.I. sauce
( equal parts mayonaise, whipping
cream, and Midnight Express wine)
1 carrot, or, 1 order fried onion rings
1 glass rum and coke

*BEFORE BED SNACK*
1 bacon double cheeseburger
1 pint apricot brandy

drink at least 8 cups of instant coffee a day!

Judy Malloy (badinfo)
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Try clove soup.

Frederick J. Truck (fjt)
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The Coast Guard busted a tug with a barge filled with 40 tons of hash today in San Francisco bay!

Are We (really)

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Oops, that was for the SAD information topic.

Dawg's Hamlet (maddog)

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