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BELIEVE IT OR NOT
A large leftover piece of a steak broiled
on June 15, 1986 by Mr. Tom Mandel of Mountain View, CA, when wrapped in
aluminum foil, looked exactly like a map
of the island of Hawaii.
Tom Mandel (mandel)
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WASHINGTON/The Justice Department
A spokesman for Attorney General Edwin Meese
today announced that Spam is being added to the
list of Schedule 1 drug substances.
Tom Mandel (mandel)
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The EPA has approved the release into the
environment of genetically engineered SPAM!
Judy Malloy (badinfo)
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A case of SPAM-9 has eaten three EPA officials
and is on its way to the White House.
Judy Malloy (bad info)
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GO SPAM GO!
GO SPAM GO!
Pom Pom Dogs (maddog)
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Green M&M's are powerful aphrodesiacs!
Dan Levy (danlevy)
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Powdered cream makes a *GREAT* adhesive....
try it!
Artcom (artcomtv)
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THE B.I. DIET
developed and tested at B.I.
"IT WORKS"
*BREAKFAST*
1/4 glass hawaian punch
2 fried eggs cooked in 2 tablespoons lard
1 buttered hostess twinkie, or,
1 bag jalapeno flavored potato chips
*LUNCH*
3 Reeses peanut butter cups
1 small green salad, or,
1 order fried onion rings
1 quart Rainier Ale
*DINNER*
18 deep fried frozen fried clams
2 pork chops with B.I. sauce
( equal parts mayonaise, whipping
cream, and Midnight Express wine)
1 carrot, or, 1 order fried onion rings
1 glass rum and coke
*BEFORE BED SNACK*
1 bacon double cheeseburger
1 pint apricot brandy
drink at least 8 cups of instant coffee a day!
Judy Malloy (badinfo)
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Try clove soup.
Frederick J. Truck (fjt)
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The Coast Guard busted a tug with a barge filled with 40 tons of hash today in San Francisco bay!
Are We (really)
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Oops, that was for the SAD information topic.
Dawg's Hamlet (maddog)
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